You should never just read for ‘enjoyment.’ Read to make yourself smarter! Less judgmental. More apt to understand your friends’ insane behavior; or better yet, your own. Pick ‘hard books.’ Ones you have to concentrate on while reading. And for God’s sake, don’t let me ever hear you say, ‘I can’t read fiction. I only have time for the truth.’ Fiction is the truth, fool! Ever hear of ‘literature’? That means fiction, too, stupid
Maybe this idea that there are ‘girl books’ and ‘boy books’ and ‘chick lit’ and ‘whatever is the guy equivalent of chick lit’ gives credit to absolutely no one, especially not the boys who will happily read stories by women, about women. As a lover of books and someone who supports readers and writers of both sexes, I would love a world in which books are freed from some of these constraints. Maybe we should do boys the favor we girls received—a reading diet featuring books by and about the opposite sex. Clearly, it must work.
GUESS WHAT’S COMING UP
ARIZONA MONSOON SEASON
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS KIDDIES?
giant fucking walls of dust that’s what if fucking means
AND YOU FORGOT TO MENTION THE BEST PART!
THEY’RE CALLED HABOOBS.
THESE DIRTY-ASS MOTHER FUCKING DEATH-WALLS ARE CALLED HABOOBS.
These things are just second nature to me now haha
arizona u ok